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Stationery & Cards
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Greetings From Hell Happy Birthday to you and your Killer Rack
A birthday card that gets straight to complimenting the assets that matter most (to some people, anyway). Cheeky, a bit ridiculous, and guaranteed to get a laugh rather than a "aw, thanks." Blank inside for your own follow-up flattery.
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell Thanks for Doing the Thing
Sometimes "the thing" doesn't need a name — you both know exactly what went down. This card skips the details and gets straight to the gratitude, no over-explaining required. Perfect for favours best left undocumented.
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell Your High Risk Homosexual Behaviour
For the friend whose birthday plans always come with a disclaimer and a waiver. Equal parts celebration and cheeky warning label, this one's built for the loud, the proud, and the slightly reckless. Blank inside for your own birthday wishes (or further warnings).
$6.99
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Patchworkdog Designs Bottlebrush Tail Greeting Card - Patchworkdog Designs
A watercolour bottlebrush design gives this Patchworkdog Designs card its distinctly Australian charm, a lovely everyday card for friends and loved ones. It's left blank inside for your own message, with a matching envelope included.
$6.99
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Ozcorp Correspondence Card Set - Cream and Gold - 10 Pack
A beautifully finished correspondence card set from Ozcorp, featuring 10 cream and gold notecards with matching envelopes. Made by a proudly Australian stationery company, these cards are ideal for personal notes, thank-you messages, and occasions that call for something more refined than a text. A lovely gift for anyone who appreciates the art of a handwritten note.
$9.99
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Ozcorp Address Book - Slim - Black
An elegant address book from Ozcorp, one of Australia's most trusted stationery brands. The slim black cover keeps it looking smart on any desk, while the alphabetically tabbed pages make it easy to find contacts at a glance. Handy for keeping track of family, friends, and important contacts in one place.
$9.99
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Ozcorp Correspondence Set - Fleur de Lys
Beautifully presented and ready to write, this Ozcorp correspondence set includes 20 sheets of quality lined writing paper and 12 matching envelopes, all in the Fleur de Lys print. From an Australian company known for thoughtful stationery, these sets are designed for women who still appreciate the pleasure of a handwritten letter. A lovely gift idea or a personal indulgence.
$14.99
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Bartel Notebook B5 Large - Hardback Cover - Black
A B5 hardback notebook from Bartel with a rigid cover that makes it easy to write without needing a hard surface underneath. Wider than A5, it gives a generous writing space well suited to students, professionals, or note-takers who prefer room to spread out. Available in a range of colours.
$26.95
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Bartel Notebook B5 Large - Hardback Cover - Blue
A B5 hardback notebook from Bartel with a rigid cover that makes it easy to write without needing a hard surface underneath. Wider than A5, it gives a generous writing space well suited to students, professionals, or note-takers who prefer room to spread out. Available in a range of colours.
$26.95
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Greetings From Hell Happy Birthday you Sexy Bitch
Confidence-boosting, no-nonsense, and exactly the kind of compliment your favourite unhinged friend deserves on their big day. Straight-talking flattery, zero pretence. Blank inside for the rest of the birthday hype.
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell Happy Birthday to you and your wildly
For the friend who started three birthday plans, finished none of them, and somehow still pulled off a great party. A relatable, slightly chaotic birthday shout-out for the scattered legends in your life. Blank inside for your own scattered thoughts.
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell Happy Birthday Sugar Tits
An old-school nickname that somehow still lands as a compliment, wrapped in birthday card form. Ridiculous, a bit retro, entirely affectionate once you know the recipient can take a joke. Blank inside for the rest of the roast.
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell Happy Birthday you Big Homo
Loud, proud, and not holding back on the birthday cheek. This one's for the mate who'll wear the label with pride and laugh the hardest at their own card. Blank inside for your own birthday commentary.
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell Happy Birthday *cough* Slut
A birthday greeting with a built-in side-eye. The "*cough*" says everything the rest of the sentence is too polite to spell out. Blank inside for whoever's brave enough to send it.
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell Sorry this Card isnt a Beer and a Blowjob
Managing expectations from the very first line — this card admits it's not the gift you were actually hoping for, and makes no attempt to apologise properly for it. Brutally honest, mildly disappointing, entirely on brand for your circle of friends. Blank inside so you can under-deliver further.
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell Happy Birthday you Cranky Old Mole
For the birthday legend who's earned the right to be grumpy about getting older. Affectionate insults are basically a love language in this country, and this card speaks it fluently. Blank inside for more of the same.
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell Happy Birthday you Handsome Motherf*cker
Compliments hit different when they come with a swear word attached. This one's for the bloke who needs to hear he's looking good, wrapped in the kind of language only your closest mates get away with. Blank inside for the rest of the birthday spray.
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell When is it too early to Start Looking
An important, deeply unnecessary question for the birthday person who's clearly closer to bingo night than they'd like to admit. Equal parts joke and gentle warning shot about what's coming. Blank inside for your own retirement-home recommendations.
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell Youre Officially too Old for Leonardo
Somewhere out there, Leo's still dating someone half his age — and so is this birthday joke, aimed squarely at your favourite ageing legend. A gentle (not really) reminder that the clock's ticking on more than just DiCaprio's dating pool. Blank inside for your own birthday dig.
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell Its your Birthday But I aint Spending
Honesty is the best birthday policy. This card admits upfront that minimal effort went into it — which, let's be honest, makes it more thoughtful than most. Blank inside so you can add the bare minimum of your own words.
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell Happy Birthday Sh*t C*nt
The birthday card equivalent of a firm handshake and a rude nickname you only use for people you actually like. Straight-shooting, zero sugar-coating, maximum affection buried under the swearing. Blank inside for whatever you dare to add.
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell One year older and still a c*nt
Time marches on. Some people don't improve with age — and this card celebrates that fact with zero apology. Reserved strictly for the mate who'll laugh harder than anyone else at this one. Blank inside for your own birthday roast.
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell I appreciate the F*ck out of you
Not all gratitude fits neatly into "thanks so much." Sometimes you need to appreciate the absolute hell out of someone, and this card says exactly that — no filter, no fluff. Blank inside for the rest of your thank you.
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell Thanks for being a Guiding Light
Every disaster needs someone steady to talk them off the ledge — this card says thanks to yours. A little dramatic, a little sincere, entirely appropriate for the person who's talked you down more times than you'd like to admit. Blank inside for the real thank you.
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell Thanks for being a ray of F*cking Sunshine
For the person who somehow makes everything less terrible just by showing up. This one swaps the soft pastel sunbeams for a bit of colourful language, because sometimes "thank you" needs an exclamation mark and a swear word. Blank inside for your own ray of sunshine energy.
$6.99
