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Stationery & Cards
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Greetings From Hell Thanks for Doing the Thing
Sometimes "the thing" doesn't need a name — you both know exactly what went down. This card skips the details and gets straight to the gratitude, no over-explaining required. Perfect for favours best left undocumented.
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell Your High Risk Homosexual Behaviour
For the friend whose birthday plans always come with a disclaimer and a waiver. Equal parts celebration and cheeky warning label, this one's built for the loud, the proud, and the slightly reckless. Blank inside for your own birthday wishes (or further warnings).
$6.99
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Patchworkdog Designs Bottlebrush Tail Greeting Card - Patchworkdog Designs
A watercolour bottlebrush design gives this Patchworkdog Designs card its distinctly Australian charm, a lovely everyday card for friends and loved ones. It's left blank inside for your own message, with a matching envelope included.
$6.99
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Ozcorp Correspondence Card Set - Cream and Gold - 10 Pack
A beautifully finished correspondence card set from Ozcorp, featuring 10 cream and gold notecards with matching envelopes. Made by a proudly Australian stationery company, these cards are ideal for personal notes, thank-you messages, and occasions that call for something more refined than a text. A lovely gift for anyone who appreciates the art of a handwritten note.
$9.99
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Ozcorp Address Book - Slim - Black
An elegant address book from Ozcorp, one of Australia's most trusted stationery brands. The slim black cover keeps it looking smart on any desk, while the alphabetically tabbed pages make it easy to find contacts at a glance. Handy for keeping track of family, friends, and important contacts in one place.
$9.99
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Bartel Notebook B5 Large - Hardback Cover - Black
A B5 hardback notebook from Bartel with a rigid cover that makes it easy to write without needing a hard surface underneath. Wider than A5, it gives a generous writing space well suited to students, professionals, or note-takers who prefer room to spread out. Available in a range of colours.
$26.95
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Greetings From Hell Happy Birthday you Sexy Bitch
Confidence-boosting, no-nonsense, and exactly the kind of compliment your favourite unhinged friend deserves on their big day. Straight-talking flattery, zero pretence. Blank inside for the rest of the birthday hype.
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell Happy Birthday to you and your wildly
For the friend who started three birthday plans, finished none of them, and somehow still pulled off a great party. A relatable, slightly chaotic birthday shout-out for the scattered legends in your life. Blank inside for your own scattered thoughts.
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell Happy Birthday you Big Homo
Loud, proud, and not holding back on the birthday cheek. This one's for the mate who'll wear the label with pride and laugh the hardest at their own card. Blank inside for your own birthday commentary.
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell Happy Birthday *cough* Slut
A birthday greeting with a built-in side-eye. The "*cough*" says everything the rest of the sentence is too polite to spell out. Blank inside for whoever's brave enough to send it.
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell Sorry this Card isnt a Beer and a Blowjob
Managing expectations from the very first line — this card admits it's not the gift you were actually hoping for, and makes no attempt to apologise properly for it. Brutally honest, mildly disappointing, entirely on brand for your circle of friends. Blank inside so you can under-deliver further.
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell Happy Birthday you Cranky Old Mole
For the birthday legend who's earned the right to be grumpy about getting older. Affectionate insults are basically a love language in this country, and this card speaks it fluently. Blank inside for more of the same.
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell When is it too early to Start Looking
An important, deeply unnecessary question for the birthday person who's clearly closer to bingo night than they'd like to admit. Equal parts joke and gentle warning shot about what's coming. Blank inside for your own retirement-home recommendations.
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell Youre Officially too Old for Leonardo
Somewhere out there, Leo's still dating someone half his age — and so is this birthday joke, aimed squarely at your favourite ageing legend. A gentle (not really) reminder that the clock's ticking on more than just DiCaprio's dating pool. Blank inside for your own birthday dig.
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell Its your Birthday But I aint Spending
Honesty is the best birthday policy. This card admits upfront that minimal effort went into it — which, let's be honest, makes it more thoughtful than most. Blank inside so you can add the bare minimum of your own words.
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell Happy Birthday Sh*t C*nt
The birthday card equivalent of a firm handshake and a rude nickname you only use for people you actually like. Straight-shooting, zero sugar-coating, maximum affection buried under the swearing. Blank inside for whatever you dare to add.
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell One year older and still a c*nt
Time marches on. Some people don't improve with age — and this card celebrates that fact with zero apology. Reserved strictly for the mate who'll laugh harder than anyone else at this one. Blank inside for your own birthday roast.
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell I appreciate the F*ck out of you
Not all gratitude fits neatly into "thanks so much." Sometimes you need to appreciate the absolute hell out of someone, and this card says exactly that — no filter, no fluff. Blank inside for the rest of your thank you.
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell Thanks for being a ray of F*cking Sunshine
For the person who somehow makes everything less terrible just by showing up. This one swaps the soft pastel sunbeams for a bit of colourful language, because sometimes "thank you" needs an exclamation mark and a swear word. Blank inside for your own ray of sunshine energy.
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell Thanks for Putting Up with My Rubbish
An honest thank you for the person who's dealt with your nonsense and stuck around anyway. No flowery language, just a straight-up admission that you've been a lot — and you appreciate them for it. Blank inside for the apology/gratitude combo of your choice.
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell Two Grooms are Better
Two grooms, one very good decision. Celebrate the happy couple with a card that's got more cheek than the average wedding stationery aisle. Blank inside — bring your own vows of hilarity.
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell Two Brides are Better
Double the brides, double the reasons to pop the good champagne. A cheeky nod to the happy couple that skips the soft-focus doves and goes straight for the fun. Blank inside so you can add your own toast (or terrible pun).
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell Youre the Ducks Nuts
Aussie slang doesn't get more affectionate than this. Tell someone they're the absolute ducks nuts without ever having to say something soppy like "you mean a lot to me." Blank inside, ready for your own brand of gratitude.
$6.99
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Greetings From Hell Thanks and Sh*t
Some thank yous need embroidery and a hand-written sonnet. This one just needs you to sign it and walk away. Blunt, to the point, and exactly as heartfelt as "thanks and sh*t" sounds — perfect for the mate who did you a solid and doesn't need the theatrics.
$6.99
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